Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick...

May 26, 2012 3:20 pm

My little fluffy! (Taken with instagram)

May 25, 2012 7:34 am

Best chandelier ever! (Taken with instagram)

May 23, 2012 8:21 pm

High school in a box (Taken with instagram)

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May 21, 2012 4:45 pm

peterlines:

I love this pics

(via forarainyhornyday)

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May 19, 2012 10:05 am

youhaveinspiredme:

follow HIM he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend and boyfriend
he wants to be nice to them and make them famous
he is choosing out of his new followers

(Source: youjustinspiredme, via seekingalpha)

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10:01 am

What's wrong with our society.

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO